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Some gather strength, some throw poop, some think they're clever. And in the end, no one remembers who won — only who messed up the most.
What it's about
The most inappropriate party game you could expect from Barbascura X
From the most punk scientific popularizer on the web comes a card game where strategy exists — but is systematically sabotaged by others. Bestie Bastarde is a fast-paced and irreverent party game by Barbascura X with illustrations by Enrico Macchiavello, published by MS Edizioni.
Each player manages a hand of Beast cards, plays them in challenges, activates special abilities, and tries to accumulate more Strength than opponents. So far it seems simple. Then come the Spicy Ones, the Poops, and the Pack Leader — and the best plan goes awry within a turn.
Only one page of rules. Twenty-minute games. Laughter guaranteed — and a few roars of frustration also guaranteed.
From the game experience
The bad science of Barbascura X finally in tabletop format: absurd animals, ridiculous effects, and combos no one saw coming.
The secret of Bestie Bastarde in one line
You feel like you're winning, you play the right card, someone throws poop at you. No one is safe — and that's exactly the point.
From the game experience
Bestie Bastarde
Your arsenal
What you find in the box
66 Beast cards
The heart of the game. Absurd animals with unique abilities — play them in challenges and activate effects at the right time.
15 Challenge cards
Define the goal of the turn. Whoever has the most Strength wins the challenge — but no one is safe until the end.
12 Spicy cards
Special effects that turn the situation around. Use them at the right time — or watch them be used against you.
9 Poop cards + extras
6 Help cards, 1 Pack Leader card, and the game's most classic sabotage. Poop flies — and doesn't always hit who throws it.
In a few minutes, someone will be yelling, someone will be laughing, and no one will remember the final score. It always happens with Bestie Bastarde.
🎲Components7 types · 110 total cards

Bastard Beasts
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